Resume Ripper
Your resume asked for honesty

Get your resume roasted. Then rescue it.

Upload your resume for a fast AI critique, an ATS compatibility score, and specific rewrite suggestions—without the vague career coach fluff.

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Private by default. Public roasts require separate permission.

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Sample diagnosis

Strong experience. Weak bullets.

The founder promise

No fake praise. No fake guarantees.

Private

Your upload stays out of public content unless you opt in.

Specific

Every criticism points to a line, pattern, or fix.

Honest

A better resume helps; nobody can guarantee a job.

The full teardown

One upload. Three uncomfortable truths.

Resume Ripper reads like the impatient recruiter and picky parser you are trying to survive—then gives you a practical repair list.

01

The roast

Get a blunt, specific critique that calls out vague bullets, buried impact, filler language, and the lines a recruiter will skim past.

Vague claimsFiller wordsMissing outcomesSkimmability
02

ATS reality check

See an easy-to-read compatibility score plus practical flags for formatting, keywords, section structure, and parseability.

03

Rewrite directions

Turn every criticism into an actionable next step, with stronger wording and suggestions you can adapt without losing your voice.

Pay once. Fix the thing.

Choose your level of honesty.

Start with a quick read or get the full teardown. No long-term contract and no invented promise of instant interviews.

Quick Rip

$9one time

A fast diagnosis for the resume you are about to send.

  • Overall resume roast
  • ATS compatibility score
  • Top five issues to fix
  • Priority action list
Get a Quick Rip
Best for active job searches

Full Rescue

$19one time

The complete critique plus concrete directions for the rewrite.

  • Everything in Quick Rip
  • Section-by-section feedback
  • Bullet rewrite suggestions
  • Clarity and impact checks
  • Keyword and formatting flags
Rescue my resume

Before you upload

Fair questions. Straight answers.

Enough refreshing the inbox

Find out what your resume is really saying.

Get the blunt read now, repair the weak spots, and send your next application with fewer avoidable doubts.

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